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OopsBusted | Official Swag
Wear the clarity. Signature statement tees, premium hoodies, and gear designed for the off-duty investigator.
Tactical-grade materials for maximum durability and comfort.
The Premiere Collection
The Premium Collection
High-quality essentials and fresh statement drops for the modern seeker of truth.
‘Ghost Search’ Tactical Tee
$32.00
Heavyweight cotton jersey with our proprietary Ghost Search logo. Designed for total anonymity and comfort.
- 100% Organic Cotton
- Discreet Branding
- Tactical Fit
Investigation ‘Evidence Pack’
$28.00
Rugged heavyweight canvas tote. Perfect for carrying your physical evidence or your daily essentials.
- Heavyweight Canvas
- Internal Security Pocket
- Reinforced Straps
Technical Accuracy Hoodie
$65.00
For when details matter. Features a technical schematic of our face-matching algorithm.
- Heavyweight Fleece
- Double-Lined Hood
- Expert-Grade Print
Bumble Busted Tee
$36.00
A sharp black statement tee built for the friend who always spots the red flags first.
- Soft-touch cotton
- Front statement print
- Relaxed unisex fit
Cheater Everywhere Tee
$38.00
A loud all-caps design for the days when subtlety is no longer part of the outfit.
- High-contrast graphic
- Streetwear-ready fit
- Soft ringspun cotton
Girlfriend Is a Cheater Tee
$36.00
A direct-message style graphic with enough attitude to carry the whole conversation.
- Heavy ink front print
- Classic crewneck block
- Everyday weight cotton
Caught on Tinder Tee
$36.00
Built around the cleanest accusation in the collection, with a simple bold front hit.
- Premium jersey knit
- Straight hem cut
- Sharp white-on-black contrast
Found My Girl on Tinder Tee
$37.00
A story-driven graphic tee for the people who prefer their merch with a little chaos baked in.
- Statement front graphic
- Unisex street fit
- Soft washed finish
Catch Them in the Act Tee
$38.00
A louder investigative slogan tee with a deliberately blunt front graphic.
- Bold front layout
- Midweight cotton body
- Designed for daily wear
Want the Screenshots Tee
$39.00
The most extra tee in the drop, built around the kind of question that ends group chats instantly.
- Oversized-style graphic
- Soft black cotton
- Conversation-starting print
Everybody's Got a Secret Tee
$36.00
A cleaner line from the drop with a more measured statement and strong front placement.
- Minimal front composition
- Breathable jersey cotton
- Relaxed shoulder line
Into Chaos Certified Tee
$37.00
A niche in-joke graphic with certified energy for people who like their merch a little unhinged.
- Compact chest graphic
- Washed black finish
- Soft-touch cotton blend
Did They Really Delete It? Tee
$38.00
A sharper interrogation-style design that fits the whole OopsBusted point of view.
- Question-led front graphic
- Heavyweight feel
- Modern relaxed cut
Out of Town Still Counts Tee
$39.00
A travel-proof statement tee for anyone who has heard every excuse already.
- Large text composition
- Premium combed cotton
- Durable screen print
Loyalty Test Tee
$36.00
A rougher, punchier graphic drop that lands somewhere between inside joke and warning label.
- Vintage-style print texture
- Classic black base
- Softened prewashed handfeel
OopsBusted Logo Tee
$34.00
The cleanest piece in the drop: simple brand mark, strong contrast, easy everyday wear.
- Minimal front logo
- Clean everyday fit
- Signature brand piece
Vegas Anymore Tee
$39.00
A city-drop graphic built around the line that turns a classic saying into a warning.
- City-specific graphic
- Premium black cotton
- High-impact front print
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